![]() ![]() ![]() A lot of Nate’s big life observations are the type of things you could find etched into garden stones on sale at Bibelot, so you get the sense the writers are just tossing in the profanity for edge. Nate Fisher from Six Feet Under: Prodigal sons always have a chip on their shoulders, but do all of them feel the need to make “fuck” and its many variants literally every other word out of their mouths? Everything is always “fucking beautiful” or a “fucking disaster” with this guy. But, as stated, some would still fuck her, on account of the fact that she has a ladypart.ĭorothy Ann from Magic School Bus: If that bitch says, “According to my research” one more time, I’m gonna smash a fish tank over her head. Here are her main negative traits: jealousy, freckles, glasses, and the inability to score a boyfriend. Jan Brady: You either want to devirginize her or stick an electronic device into her bath, and unfortunately there isn’t much of an in-between. When are they going to make a muppet gun and blow his soft, child-friendly brains out? I know a garbage can that could serve as the perfect receptacle for his innards (Sorry, Oscar). ![]() You named your cat Gilbert.”Įlmo: Fucking Christ. Caillou’s usually afraid of stuff and you can normally find him cowering behind his mother’s legs and yelling “DADDY!!” Eventually he learns that the world is full of wonder and delight but at this point it’s just like, “Get the hell on with it already. Nicky from Pepper Ann: Her ears, sticking out of her thin blonde hair, are what hopelessness looks like.Ĭaillou from Caillou: Is this kid supposed to have cancer or something? Look, we’ve all shown that we’re capable of loving inexplicably bald children with Charlie Brown, but Caillou just takes Chuck’s predilection for whining and forgets the existential whimsy. That means he’s going to eventually rap for you and he’s probably going to describe it as “funky.” Will’s the kind of guy that thinks being cool and relatable to teens means sitting on a chair backwards with his arms leaning on the back rest. I guess somebody out there was really hoping for a Color Me Badd reunion and decided to make that unfulfilled dream into a walking, talking douche nozzle of a male lead. Will Schuester from Glee: If memory serves me right, this guy actually suggested that U Can’t Touch This was an undeniable classic. He most definitely deserves to be shoved in a locker. Sometimes ya just wanna fuck the little shit up, probably because he’s a horrible actor and his sadness isn’t believable. Unfortunately, there are occasions when Screech gets a sad, and this is when he’s most punchable. And he takes the laughter very well, most of the time. His role on Saved by the Bell is to act as the major disappointment, the clown we can laugh at. He’s annoying because his character is purposefully cloying, sad, and dumb. But that’s not what makes him annoying that actually makes him a bit endearing. Screech from Saved by the Bell: This guy looks like a really skinny penis, complete with a fro that behaves like a gnarly tuft of pubes. Busybody, why don’t you quit trying to convince your French foreign exchange student to give up smoking and get yourself a job? Otherwise you might lose your hottie husband, Rev Camden. Harumphing and cocking her head disappointedly to the side are her signature moves, with the occasional venture out of the house to patronize her Muslim neighbors. But the Camden matriarch, Annie, is by far the most annoying. Between Lucy’s annoying bangs/inexplicably hot fireman husband and the awful attempt at precociousness that is the twins, there’s a lot of shittiness to choose from. Annie Camden from 7th Heaven: It’s really hard to pick a least favorite character from 7th Heaven. ![]()
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